According to Darwin's famous Theory of Evolution, man has evolved from a knuckle-dragging ape all the way to a tool-wielding biped. Is that the best we can do, though? The truly evolved don't just stand erect and use tools -- they play the trombone!
Tuba players will fall on the floor laughing when they see this t-shirt - Playing the Tuba is Better than Ssx! Saxophonists may not feel quite the same way ...
