| Playing the Tuba |
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| Tuba players will fall on the floor laughing when they see this t-shirt - Playing the Tuba is Better than Ssx! Saxophonists may not feel quite the same way ... |
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| The Conductor Told Me |
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| Whenever anyone questions a musical choice all you ever need to say is "The Conductor told me to do it." |
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| Conductor |
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| Don't
look at the conductor. It only encourages them. |
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| Music
Is My Life |
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| Music
is my life. I would DIE without it! Or at least be very,
very grumpy. The perfect gift for the raving musician in
your life. |
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| Obey
the Choir Director |
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| Having a little trouble with that unruly choir? Here's how
to make sure they always know what to do - Obey the Choir
Director! |
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| Desperate Oboist |
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| If you're hanging around a group of musicians always remember one very important thing - Oboists are Desperate Men. |
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| Obey
the Band Director |
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| Let
the world know just who is the leader the whole band must
look to - Obey the Band Director! |
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| Obey
the Oboist |
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| Help your friendly neighborhood oboist take over the world.
Obey the oboist is a favorite with every oboe player. |
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| I'm
in Treble |
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| Musicians will laugh out loud in delight when they see I'm
in Treble. |
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| Metronome |
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| I
Always Keep the Beat - A fun and fashionable Metronome design
on everything from metronome t-shirts to funky pillows will
delight and inspire musicians everywhere. |
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| High
Note |
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| We all know that silent plea. Oh please, let me hit the
high note! Oh, please! Oh, please! |
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Musicians
Know How
to
Play the System |
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| Watch the smiles magically appear on the faces of your
musician friends and family as the read this humorous
yet very true view of a life in music. |
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| Music
and Cats |
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| "There are two refuges from the miseries
of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer |
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| Conducting |
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| The most important thing every conductor must
know - Wave hands around until music stops! |
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| Obscure
Music |
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| Proud to be a noncomformist? Shout it to the
world - " I listen to music you've never heard of!"
And you're proud of it. |
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| Old
Musicians |
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| Never Die - They just go flat. Watch every musician's
face light up with laughter when they see this hilarous
design. |
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