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| The
Future isn't What it Used to Be |
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| For thousands of years little changed in human history.
Now it seems like things change every second. The future
isn't what it used to be, but we have the power to change
what it becomes. |
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| Hottie |
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| You're
a little hottie and you damn well know it. |
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| Sassy |
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| You're
not a bad girl ... just sassy! |
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| Wicked
Girl |
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| Well...
a LITTLE wicked never hurt anyone ... |
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| I
Have Lips |
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| Dammit!
I have lips and I want to put them to use! |
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| Big
Deal |
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| Well
... I hate to say it ... but actually I'm Kind of a Big
Deal. |
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| Afternoon
Delight |
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| Suddenly
you are transported back in time ... Sky Rockets in Flight
... Afternoon Delight! |
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| No
Whining |
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| Just
point to your chest when those complainers start to sing
their sorry song. |
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| Fast
Food |
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| If
we are what we eat ... then I'm fast, cheap and easy. |
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| Identity
Crisis |
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| I think all humans suffer from an identity crisis
at some point in their life... Makes me glad I'm a rabbit! |
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| Secret
Word |
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| Today's
secret word is: Zyzzybalubah.
Feel just a little bit superior as you walk down the street
and encounter the looks of envy. Only a very select few
of us can know the secret word. |
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| Marshmallow |
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| Marshmallow
is the only stable force in the universe - in this crazy
world, there's a certain sense of peace in knowing the
stability of marshmallows is something you can count on. |
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| All
Hail the Pineapple People |
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| Who are the Pineapple People? Why
should we hail them? Why does this pineapple have a face?
... all good questions. If you figure out the answer,
let me know. |
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| Blorp |
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| When
there's absolutely nothing else you could possibly say
- just say blorp. |
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