| Teacher
Motto |
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| The
four attributes of our best teachers: Compassion, Understanding,
Wisdom and Knowledge. |
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| Fishing |
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| Born
to Fish - Forced to Work! |
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| Doctor |
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| Trust
Me. I'm a Doctor. |
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| Nurse |
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| Trust
Me. I'm a Nurse. |
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| Memo |
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| SOMEBODY didn't get the memo. |
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| Intern |
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| World's
Greatest Intern. Yes - may as well let them keep their
ideals as long as possible before you crush them. |
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| Office
Diva |
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| A subtle way to let everyone know
who REALLY runs the office. |
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| Free
Donuts |
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| Don't
ask me. I just work here for the free donuts. |
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| To-Do
List |
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| To-Do List: Work - Consume - Die.
Um - maybe time to get off the treadmill? |
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| No
Cubicles Allowed |
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| Have
you worked hard to escape the vast corporate wasteland?
Then you've earned the right to shout it from the rooftops!
No Cubicles Allowed! |
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| Conformity
= Oppression |
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| Whenever
you're tempted to just go along with the herd remember
that freedom is the most precious thing in the universe. |
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| Lousy
Job |
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| Four years of hard, exhausting
work. Finally you get the coveted diploma and go searching
for employment-only to find the harsh realities of the
job market. |
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| Designated
Sacrifical Lamb |
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| Every office has one - and if you're
really lucky everyone gets to take a turn. Because, as
we all know, the big boss is never wrong. |
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| Please
Fire Me |
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| Do you hate your job? Well, we can
help! Soon you'll have more time to do all of those important
things in life...like play video games and catch up on all
those TV shows you've been missing! |
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| Beware
of Corporate Puppets |
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| They slink and slither among us, unwilling to challenge
or even question their masters. Beware of Corporate Puppets. |
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| Unicorn |
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| Fed up with the corporate world? Let everyone know exactly
how you feel! I feel as comfortable in a business suit as
a unicorn in a water bed store |
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| Unincorporated |
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| Show those corporate oppressors they won't ever own your
mind, your heart or your soul! |
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| Cubicle
Warning |
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| Warning! Not Responsible for What Happens Outside of Cubicle. |
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| CEO |
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| My CEO can beat up your CEO. |
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